On the stag do boys email chain this afternoon, John was kind enough to draft up a eulogy for me...
' Yes I will indeed do you proud with the eugoogley, we'll even put portrait picture of you doing "magnum" on top of the casket. Anyways it can go something like:
If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a good looking certified systems architect is a precious, precious commodity. Just because Neil had a chiselled nose and stunningly thick mane of chest
hair, it doesn't mean that he too can't not die in a freak drunken hair waxing accident, involving strippers.
Neil used to say people would come up to him all the time and say he was really, really, really ridiculously good looking and say he should be a model, or he looked just like a model or he should be man who trys to model, but I always had to laugh cause despite apparently being really, really, really ridiculously good looking (according to himself), Neil was actually a certified systems architect.
Neil was also a very, very, very deep person, he was pretty sure there was more too life than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking and he fully planned on finding out what that is, that is just after he
learned how to turn left which sadly up till and including his last days he still had not mastered. Despite not reaching these lofty goals with his life, I hope you found closure in death buddy! (fake sniffle)
I guess what im trying to say is now the rest of us all have a chance with the girls since the rest of us cannot compare to someone who is really, really, really ridiculously good looking. Because before I felt like damn "this guys really hurting us" and it hurt.
Up until his untimely demise I used to say Damn that Neil Samtani, he's so hot right now!
Dammit he's still really, really, really ridiculously good looking as a corpse, (I break out into a flood of fake tears and get helped away from the altar).
The end. '
Btw - completely off topic, but deserves a rant right now: Nandos, new menu, higher price, no change in the quality. Am I going to keep going? Yes. Am I happy about it? Hell no.
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hiya.......not the best way to leave you a message, but i hope you pick it up....just to let you know the move to park steet has been delayed by 1 week, so you will need to come back to canary wharf after your hols........have a safe flight and a great holiday
fantastic news!!!!! awesome, thanks for that! see u in 1 week :)
Neil...holla! Email me your email address. I am trying to get hold of you. Sorry I couldnt chat, I was seeing patients with a busy cardiologist that seemed irritated that I was answering the phone.
Call me in the evenings...after 5 pm or email me. Miss you.
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